1) His new way of telling Bethany to shut up is "Bethany, hush your body up!".
2) After begging me to DVR King Kong (the one from a couple years ago that's 4 hours long) and getting about five minutes into the movie "Sooooo, when does King Kong start killing people?".
3) "Mom, you're pretty as a butterfly!"
4) When I told him he couldn't have any more Ritz crackers, he said "Please!!! CRACKAS!!!!" and it sounded so much like Dave Chappelle's "cracka ass cracka" bit that I could NOT stop laughing. Now I always get him to yell "CRACKAS!" if he wants something.
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sebastian is hysterical, this post has temporarily assuaged all thoughts of blunt force trauma-tell the baby i said thanks!
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