I caved. I'm a sheep. I got a blog. Oh well. Anyway, check back here for crafty goodness, as well as my general trials, tribulations, and triumphs as a wife and stay at home mom. For now, I'll leave you with a story. So, for anyone who doesn't know (like, how could you NOT know?) I have 3 kids. Bethany is 9 (she'll be 10 in 3 days, eeek), Sebastian is 4, and Dorian is 13 months. Sebastian is my weirdest kid.....so far. Dorian's still pretty young, so we'll see how it goes. Anyhow, Sebastian's very weird, in an awesomely funny way. So, when he walked up to me a couple weeks ago and asked "Mom, guess what I found in my underwear?!", my inner thoughts were "Oh God", but my actual answer was "What, sweetie?". He answers, in a very appalled/astonished tone, "A HOLE!!!". Again, inner thoughts "Oh thank God", actual answer "Let me see". So, he shows me a teeeeeny tiny hole. It was about as big as a kernel of corn. Since he seemed so shocked at the idea of a hole in his underwear, I poked my finger in the hole and pulled until the hole was about as big as a silver dollar. His immediate reaction was one of surprised hilarity. He scampered off while yelling "Mom! Look what you did!!!". I convinced him to come back, saying that I was gonna look at it to see if I could "fix it". So, when he came back, I used both hands and totally ripped the hole until the entire right bottom half of his boxer briefs was dangling by a string. The underwear in question were Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle boxer briefs=cute as all get out. Anyway, so he's got one half of them looking like bikini undies, while the other half still looks like boxer briefs. At this point, Sebastian, Bethany, and I were all laughing hysterically. I was literally laying on the floor, laughing till I cried. Partially because of how he looked, but mostly because of his reaction. He was jumping around like a spaz and trying to cover his "nakedness" (the only thing showing was his thigh), while laughing like a crazy person. So, I ran to the bathroom to pee (thank you 3 pregnancies for giving me the bladder of an 80 year old woman) and when I came back, Sebastian was naked. Bethany had convinced him to give her his underwear so she could take some scissors to them. So, she hacked them up and gave them back to him. I got pictures.P.S. Sebastian punished Bethany by rubbing the cut off pieces of underwear all over her face.P.P.S. I totally photoshopped all of the stains out of my carpet.Here's Sebastian's first reaction to putting on the chopped underwear. His exact words were "What the...........?!". Note the underwear scraps that were left in his wake.
Covering his face. The shame. Oh, the SHAME!!!
Getting all sumo up in this motha. Dorian was looking at him like "What the hell is he doing?!"
